The two year old comes “running” into the living room brandishing a blue vaguely whale shaped bath toy that has somehow been liberated from it’s rightful home. She toddles up to her father and thrusts it up at him:
“No darling, it’s a fish.”
“No sweetheart, you can tell because lemons aren’t generally known for their aquatic tendencies. Also, it’s blue and lemons are yellow.”
Toddler looks thoughtful for a moment. “Lemon?”
“Sure, why not?”
Which only goes to prove that we all get there in the end, oddities occur and no-one should be unduly upset if they get served with a sardine in their Gin and Tonic by a student waitress in approximately 18 years time.
The fish and the lemon.
Can you tell the difference?